Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Defining “Ahmnodt” (Play Along at Home)

The running joke these days is telling somebody to Google “Santorum.”  The first unsponsored link is from a website called “SpreadingSantorum.Org”.  They define the term “Santorum” as such:

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

I was thinking that before the Cinemafia does a similar thing with my name, we can pool our noodles together and come up with a clever definition for “ahmnodt”.    It doesn’t have to be flattering, but it shouldn’t be as tasteless as how “Santorum” is defined.  (Especially since “Ahmnodt” is my name and I don’t want to go spend the money in the courts to change it.

This post will be a sticky until I return from my campaign trip a week from Monday.  Feel free to place your definition in the “comments” section.  I’ll figure out a plan on what to do with the definitions when I return.

There will be daily summaries of my campaign events every day.  I might even add a definition or two to consider.  Keep the ideas coming!


January 6, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , ,


  1. ahmnodt (adj) – a potpourri of determination, aloofness, brilliance, and cluelessness.

    Comment by Michael Weinheimer | January 6, 2012

    • The proposal was so ahmnodt that half the people gave a standing ovation and half were scratching their heads.

      Comment by Michael Weinheimer | January 9, 2012

  2. Ahmnodt (adj) – The every color candidate.

    Comment by Scholar Mel | January 7, 2012

    • Could you please use it in a sentence?

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 9, 2012

  3. […] is and hope it’s not on the carpet.  A supporter decided to come up with a definition for ahmnodt before someone from an opposing campaign […]

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