Pardon the Rabble
I have a few things going against me today:
- I have a stomach virus – I won’t go into any detail because some people like to eat while reading blogs.
- The microphone I was using for my upcoming ad malfunctioned during production. – I’m hoping to put the video up tomorrow.
- Rick Perry suspended his campaign. I was hoping that I could have garnered his supporters. He decided to endorse the Newtered One instead.
- The Newtered One wanted an open marriage. I am wondering if Callista feels the same way. Tell her I can be reached at (507)- AHMNODT.
Despite feeling near death as I am writing this, I will be be offering my insight to tonight’s debate. Yes there is yet another debate. Yes I know I wasn’t invited to yet another debate. I even know that a lot of the humor factor has been taken out now that Rick Perry will not be debating. This is the duty anybody seriously running for President must do. My insight will be on Twitter and Facebook.
I’m off to take care of some errands and to take a quick nap before the debate. I’m not sure of the time or channel of the debate, but I think it’s CNN at 8:00PM Eastern.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Feel better!
I am feeling better today. Took it easy today as a precaution.
I can’t imagine how Newt could find ONE woman willing to sleep with him let alone TWO. Barf.
Alcohol is a mighty powerful substance in the wrong hands!