Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Pardon the Rabble

I have a few things going against me today:

  • I have a stomach virus – I won’t go into any detail because some people like to eat while reading blogs.
  • The microphone I was using for my upcoming ad malfunctioned during production. – I’m hoping to put the video up tomorrow.
  • Rick Perry suspended his campaign.  I was hoping that I could have garnered his supporters.  He decided to endorse the Newtered One instead.
  • The Newtered One wanted an open marriage. I am wondering if Callista feels the same way.  Tell her I can be reached at (507)- AHMNODT.

Despite feeling near death as I am writing this, I will be be offering my insight to tonight’s debate.  Yes there is yet another debate.  Yes I know I wasn’t invited to yet another debate.  I even know that a lot of the humor factor has been taken out now that Rick Perry will not be debating.  This is the duty anybody seriously running for President must do.  My insight will be on Twitter and Facebook.

I’m off to take care of some errands and to take a quick nap before the debate.  I’m not sure of the time or channel of the debate, but I think it’s CNN at 8:00PM Eastern.

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January 19, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, humor, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. Feel better!

    Comment by bearman | January 19, 2012

    • I am feeling better today. Took it easy today as a precaution.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 20, 2012

  2. I can’t imagine how Newt could find ONE woman willing to sleep with him let alone TWO. Barf.

    Comment by yellowcat | January 23, 2012

    • Alcohol is a mighty powerful substance in the wrong hands!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | January 23, 2012


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