Helping You With Your Campaign
One hand washes the other. (I know that one of the washed hands will get germs on it as soon as I open the bathroom door, but that’s not where I am going.) Where I am going is helping my supporters who blog have a button linking to their site on my site. I am going to go through a cosmetic change on my website next week. Gone will be the traditional “blogroll”. Instead, I will have buttons that will lead people to links. Buttons should be 88 pixels wide and 31 pixels in height. Please don’t make your button porno. If you must send me porn, my e-mail is ahmnodtheare@politician.com.
I was hoping to post my video today, but I still have to get a microphone. I hope to get it this weekend. I am hoping to make the announcement of my debate opponent and the time and method of debate.
The video show scheduled for tonight has been postponed until tomorrow at 8:00PM Eastern.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Yeah, debate time!
I can’t wait!
I use a paper towel to open the bathroom door so both hands stay super clean.
Some rest rooms have hand blowers so I would have to either get toilet paper or bring some paper towels from home/