Taking Moderation to Extremes
Common sense is neither liberal nor conservative. Common sense is a moderate position. Liberals believe in a “livable wage.” The problem with paying employees a livable wage is that unless the company was able to grow by paying employees minimum wage or less, the company will not be able to stay afloat. Conservatives believe in pro-life and that life begins at birth. This does not carry over to foreign policy (war) or in workplace conditions.
I am an extreme moderate. I was going to say “severe”, but somebody (who shall remain nameless) beat me to that word over the weekend. So I am extreme (more than words can say). I wear my extreme moderation as a badge of honor. I ooze common sense – the same common sense people like you possess.
My platform proves I am able to take moderation to extremes. I have been told every one of my positions are extreme, but nobody says that it is liberal or conservative. If you are tired of failing liberal and conservative positions and want somebody with common sense and brings a dossier of moderation, then I am the only candidate worthy of your vote.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
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