Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

A Loss for Words

The next debate is next Wednesday and the next primary is the Tuesday after that.  Neither the Republican candidates, President Obama, or Capitol Hill are doing anything to inspire me to write anything.  Vanna White’s birthday isn’t until Saturday.  I will have my daughter Patricia from Sunday until the following Saturday.

I do want to mention about voting.  There seems to have been a lot of odd things happening with caucuses and primaries thus far.  If your state hasn’t had their primary or caucus yet and you can spare some time on your primary or caucus night, then find out where you can go to watch the votes being counted or to count the votes yourself.

The New York  Times reported yesterday that 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote.  My campaigning to cemeteries and morgues has been paying off.  This will give me a much needed head start come the general election.  If my message can resonate with voters who are alive like it has with the deceased, then there’s no reason why I can’t expect to not just win, but win every state and sweep the Electoral College.

February 15, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Republicans, satire, voting | , , , , , ,


  1. You may actually have a philosophical justification for representing the deceased. There was actually a philosophical debate in the 1820s between some political thinkers about whether past generations had any political rights or interests based on what they had built for the use of future generations.

    Comment by The Good Greatsby | February 16, 2012

    • If the deceased can be taxed after they die, they should have representation. This country was founded because we didn’t tolerate taxation without representation.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 16, 2012

  2. I saw on the news how many dead people were registered to vote and I gave you a high five for all your hard work. If not for your constant presence in morgues and cemetaries (with an occasional break at a strip club) politicians would lose this important segment of the voting population. Good job!

    Comment by yellowcat | February 22, 2012

    • Thank you for the good words. I am concerned about bigotry many have towards the deceased and zombies. Many election officials feel their votes shouldn’t count.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 23, 2012

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