Following the Leader
NOTE: This entry was written by Albee Thayer. Ahmnodt will resume tomorrow.
Ahmnodt Heare asked me to write something today while he observes Vanna White Day (whatever that is.) I will discuss some of the things I have learned from Ahmnodt since he named me to be his running mate.
- Campaigning in cemeteries – I still have a lot of learning to do. I don’t know how Ahmnodt is able to know he is getting results, but I can’t tell. I talk to them, but I can’t tell if what I am saying is getting through.
- Campaigning abroad – Not only have I been campaigning for the Heare and Thayer ticket, but when I am in Mexico, I have been campaigning with Independent candidate for President Noes Toiaqui.
- Adding to the platform. Ahmnodt asked me if there was anything I wanted to add. I didn’t have an answer then, but I have been working on it. It will be on voting reform and I hope to present it next week.
I watched the few Republican debates, but it’s been like getting root canal done by an auto mechanic. I haven’t watched lately but I heard I am better off for that. I am preparing to debate Joe Biden and whoever will be the vice-president candidates for the Republican Party and Vermin Supreme.
The campaign trail awaits me. I’ll be out there. Albee Thayer for America. Albee Thayer for You.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
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I wanted to be your running mate.
Don’t give up hope. I haven’t had the best of luck retaining a VP candidate.