Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Real Social Issues

Many people have been bashing the Republican candidates for emphasizing social issues.  I am not one of the bashers.  I am concerned that the Republicans have been talking about the wrong social issues that affect Americans.  Here are the real issues that we should be talking about and taking action in fixing:

  • Affordable entertainment – it is why I am running in the first place.  The Republican candidates and President Obama can afford to pop $9,000 to see the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat play a regular season basketball game.  I cannot, and neither can most Americans.
  • Stupid People – It’s not just a social issue, it’s an economic issue.  Stupid people cost the economy over $40 billion in 2011.  Texting and driving into accidents and managing businesses into the ground and laying off thousands of people are just a few things that stupid people do that are hurting America.
  • Federal holidays – Christopher Columbus never set foot on American soil, yet we celebrate Columbus Day.  I would replace Columbus Day with Vanna White Day because She has had a more direct impact on the greatness of America.

It’s time to talk about the social issues that affect all Americans.  It’s time to come up to the solutions to what is ailing us socially.


February 24, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, issues, politics, Republicans, satire, Vanna White | , , , , , , ,


  1. Amen! Perhaps if the stupid people had something to celebrate they both understood and could afford, perhaps they would vote for a real candidate. Hmm. The idea has merit!

    Comment by Red | February 24, 2012

    • But they’d probably vote for Obama or Romney. They’re stupid for a reason.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 26, 2012

      • They signed up for it when they registered to vote.

        Comment by Red | February 26, 2012

  2. Vanna White Day would be okay with me. C. Columbus got lost which means he was, uh, stupid. Do we need a holiday to celebrate stupid people?

    Comment by yellowcat | March 1, 2012

    • That’s what I’ve been saying. He should have figured he wasn’t in India when there wasn’t a call center around for miles.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 1, 2012

      • HAHAHA! Call centers are a dead giveaway.

        Comment by yellowcat | March 1, 2012

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