Orgies for Abstinence V
The United States have historically fought wars for peace. It must be working because we have been doing it for years. It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.
Certain events prevented me from planning the last two “Orgies for Abstinence”, which could explain why they went so well. I am back and want this to be the best ever! Official “Orgies for Abstinence” events are held twice a year:
- The first Friday after Easter – This assures that all those who had chosen to give up abstinence for Lent to participate. (April 13 is the Friday after Easter in 2012.)
- Election Night – This is an activity that allows Americans what it is like to be a politician.
I am a firm believer in abstinence. The government has been saying that the “War on Drugs” has been working and that wars in the Middle East will bring a lasting peace. It is in this spirit that I started the “Orgies for Abstinence” movement. As of right now, there are 45 days until Orgies for Abstinence V.
Historically, I have involved myself with women who have been gung-ho for abstinence. This is even after the alcohol I had given them. They’re not giving in whether I am playing Barry Manilow, Barry White, or Betty White.
You can host your own event as many have in the past. I have had them in hotel rooms in the past, but this year I will host it at my place. If I want to drive a message home, it only makes sense that I drive it to my home as well as other places.
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