Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Starting From Scratch

Preparations are now underway for Orgies for Abstinence V.  I thought I had pamphlets left over from Orgies for Abstinence IV, but I do not.  I couldn’t find a copy on my hard drive or on any USB drive or CD-Roms.  These pamphlets are a vital part of bringing abstinence awareness at orgies.  Without them, it will be like any other Friday night.

i went through search engines hoping to find a template for abstinence.  I couldn’t find a template, but I did find a Christian organization that was selling pamphlets.  This cannot do.  Abstinence information is too important to sell.  This information should be available for free.

I will be volunteering next weekend for the “Condoms for Cousins” campaign up in the mountains.  I am hoping we can get enough condoms so I could have some of what is left over for the “Orgies for Abstinence” campaign.

Critics in the past have asked my why do I need condoms and Viagra to promote abstinence.  It is fair and valid question.  The answer is the same reason why the military uses guns, bombs, and tanks to promote peace.  Sometimes you have to do what is against your beliefs to get to the point where you can abide by your mores.

The formatting for pamphlets will make it impossible to post it here, but when I am finished, I will provide a link to where you can print it in WYSIWYG format.


February 28, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, issues, politics, War | , , , , , , , ,


  1. Like i said before, if i were American I would vote for any politician who is not here!!!

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | February 29, 2012

  2. So, has anyone gone after KY for a sponsorship? Surely they will want in before AstroGlide hears about the festivities.

    Comment by Red | February 29, 2012

    • I tried, but they weren’t totally on board. They liked the “orgies” part, but couldn’t really see how the “abstinence” part would help their bottom line.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | February 29, 2012

      • How short-sighted.

        Comment by Red | February 29, 2012

  3. Condoms for Cousins is a program long overdue. Many small towns in my area could really benefit from it.

    Comment by yellowcat | March 6, 2012

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

%d bloggers like this: