Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Attention Non-Americans!

Americans like to think that the U.S. President is the leader of the “Free World.” In spite of this, non-Americans have no say in who gets to be the leader of the free world. I want to change that, but I will need your help. I need you and all of your friends (and most of your enemies) to mail a letter and a ballot to the U.S. Department of State. The letter should read something like this:

Dear Secretary Clinton:

I keep hearing that the President of the United States is the leader of the free world and that America champions democracy. And as a citizen of voting age living in the free world, I am enclosing my ballot for President and Vice-President of the United States.

Sincerely,

This will be what your ballot looks like:

President: Ahmnodt Heare – Independent

Vice President: Albee Thayer – Independent

And the address to mail the letter and the ballot:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

U.S. Department of State

2201 C Street NW

Washington, DC 20520, U.S.A.

You can also send the letter to any U.S. Embassy.  But please don’t sent them to Embassy Suites.  While their headquarters are based in the United States, they are not affiliated with the United States government.

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March 6, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire, voting | , , , , , ,

6 Comments

  1. Go get that Rodham woman!

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | March 6, 2012

    • Write her! Otherwise Americans will be the only people voting for the leader of the Free World!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 6, 2012

      • What? We’re voting for the Chinese now?

        Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | March 6, 2012

      • No no no! The letter is for Hillary Clinton. The ballot of Ahmnodt Heare and Albee Thayer is on a separate piece of paper. The letter and the ballot go in the same envelope addressed to the Secretary of State at the State Department.

        Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 7, 2012

      • Just send him a sample ballot and letter. It would take less time 😉
        Red.

        Comment by Red | March 7, 2012

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