Back to the Grind
After a long weekend, I am ready to get back to work and the campaign trail. It turns out that “Condoms for Cousins” wasn’t quite what I though it was. it turned out to be a scheme devised by someone named Darrell Ray Cousins. It had nothing to do with stopping blood relatives from reproducing.
I made a healthy contribution to OPEC driving from northwestern New Jersey to Greensboro, North Carolina. My mind is cleared and I should be good to go through Election Day. Though if I am going to act presidential like Bush 43 and Obama, I am going to have to take a lot more vacations.
One thing I took from the vacation is that I can find ways to be even more fiscally conservative. I will not fly around the country on Air Force One. My mode of transportation will be a bicycle with a bulletproof frame. This will prevent damage to the bicycle should somebody try to assassinate it. I am also going to replace the White House kitchen with a McDonald’s. No Lobster Bisque for me, instead I will choose from the Dollar Value menu.
there will be other things I plan on tinkering this week. Next week I plan on campaigning at Diebold. Remember, it’s not the vote that counts, it’s who counts the vote.
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