Keeping it Simple
As a frontrunner, everything I do is magnified. This is especially true of gaffes and miscues. But it’s the innocent things a candidate does that can be construed in a wrong way.
One example is when I go to nudie bars. I go to nudie bars for the eye candy. I do not go to look for sex. The night sometimes ends with sex because she’s a hottie and I have a radiant personality and she is impressed that I am running for President of the United States.
Sometimes I need to multitask. When I went to get my car inspected last year, I brought my bills so I could pay them while I waited for the car to get inspected. It was the first time I had used stamps that I didn’t have to lick to have it stick to the envelope. I was talking to the person next to me waiting for his car to be inspected and mentioned that I missed the “lick-’em-and-stick-’em” stamps. This was caught by the auto shop owner who thought I was talking about inspections. I failed the inspection due to infractions like “blinkers blinked too slowly” and “spare tire not properly inflated.”
People who want to stop you will twist anything to make sure you are stopped. I am making sure my activities are done with untwistable steel.
March 15, 2012 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | envelopes, gaffes, inspections, miscues, multitasking, nudie bars, paying bills, sex, stamps, twisting words
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Supporters
- 146,603 supporters since February 14, 2008.
Ahmnodt Heare Links
Blogroll
- Bearman Cartoons
- Claire Collins
- Do You Do That at Home?
- Dr. Tom Bibey
- Dummies of the Year
- FeudArt
- Hot Air
- How Mike Sees Things
- In My Hummel Opinion
- Just Making Convo
- Lady With a Truck
- Post-it Notes From My Idiot Boss
- Reference Desk
- Strut Your Mutt NJ
- The Friggin Loon
- The Good Greatsby
- The Life of FMT
- The Problem With Young People Today
- Transcending Borders
- Tricia Sutton's Blog
- Trish O. Thinks's Blog
- WordPress.com
- Words I Think I Thunk (Part I)
- You… Only Awesomer
- Yoyo-Dyne Propulsion Labs: Reno Division
Mentioned Elsewhere
news
Other Sites of Interest
Chenzen Blog Alliance
World’s Greatest Archive Search!
Candidate for President
-
Join 1,025 other subscribers
Who Among Us
Blog Surfer
Networked Blogs