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Recovery Stage

The doctor decided to release me from the hospital before finding out the results from the tests I took over the weekend.  One reason is that I have been relatively symptom-free for the last 36 hours (aside from the ill feeling I got from eating hospital food).  I think it was because the hospital was becoming full and they needed bed space.  The guy in the room next to me was checked in with a toothache.

The doctor told me that I should take a light workload if I could and to avoid stressful situations.  The first stressful situation I avoided was having the doctor call my parents and tell them what he told me and that they should return home.  I also avoided the stressful situation with checking out with billing before I left.  The doctor would have appreciated that I was a good patient who listens to his doctor if he didn’t jump off the roof of the hospital screaming “NO MORE!!!”

I will be doing all of my work from home this week.  Any clients will have to come over to my condo to conduct business.  I don’t like clients at my place, but I am following my doctor’s order’s.  I am also having a stripper pole installed in my bedroom so the girls from the nudie bar can come over if they want to work on their night off.

I will be a good patient and take it easy.  With an anticipated light work week, I will have time to catch up on the news and find out what is going on in the world.


March 25, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, health care, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , , , , ,


  1. Just be careful of the stress caused by the strippers.

    Comment by bearmancartoons | March 25, 2012

    • Much of the stress with the strippers has been removed knowing that I don’t have a chance unless I give them a very nice tip. The curse of being a fiscal conservative…

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 25, 2012

  2. Maybe you should check into a hotel until the ‘rents figure out their situation.

    Comment by yellowcat | March 27, 2012

    • They went home. The doctor scared them. 🙂

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 27, 2012

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