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Off to a Bad Start

This working / medical testing / campaigning / vacation trip has gone off to a bad start.  I had arrived at my destination and finished unpacking when I realized I had forgotten my phone.  (I did remember my charger this time.)  I also forgot my calendar of what I was supposed to do while I am here (and when.)  I know about the parade tomorrow afternoon, but there is currently a 70% chance of rain and I am not sure if this is a “rain-or-shine” parade or a “Rain Date next Sunday” parade.

I also forgot my food and medication.  There is nothing special about my food, but I like to plan meals for days at a time.  Portion control plays a key part in my weight maintenance program.  I have already gone overboard by eating a large pizza pie and a calzone for lunch.  I’ll be heading out for an “All-you-can-eat” buffet for dinner tonight.

The weird thing is I have been watching more news than I normally have.  The more news I watch, the less I know what is going on in the political world.  The only thing I got from politics this week is that Rick Santorum said that something was “Bull****”.  I wasn’t sure what came after the “Bull” because the news networks kept bleeping it out.

With less news watching and more life doing, I should soon regain my pulse on what is happening in the political world.  Yay!

March 31, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , ,


  1. In politics, the less you know the smarter you appear…

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | March 31, 2012

    • Especially the less you say. Politicians who are on TV all the time are dumb as rocks.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 31, 2012

  2. I tried the all you can eat Chinese buffet the other day. Every person in the restaurant was bigger than a Dodge Neon. Typically I don’t eat at buffets because I don’t want to be bigger than a Dodge Neon, but I tried it and everything tasted the same. It was very disappointing.

    Comment by yellowcat | March 31, 2012

    • I never went to an all-you-can-eat buffet when I was obese. I didn’t want anybody to think I was a regular. I’m self conscious about weight so the few times I do go, I only get one plate full.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | March 31, 2012

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