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Safe and Sound

If you watched the news today, you might have heard about a nudie bar in New Jersey that was robbed by armed robbers and had taken the girls working there as hostages.  I was not at the bar at that time.  I would have posted this sooner, but I was at a different nudie bar and just heard about this now.

Nick the club manager was pistol-whipped but is now doing fine.  I haven’t heard about the hostages or the robbers, but will update when I hear something.

I will have to use some discretion when going to nudie bars in the future.  Security will be a priority, especially in the bars where the girls aren’t that hot.

April 5, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | , , ,


  1. You really don’t need security at the nuddie bars with ugly dancers… there’s no money there!

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | April 5, 2012

    • The uglier they are, the more alcohol is needed before they look hot. The bar makes money from alcohol sales that they lose from stripper tips.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 6, 2012

  2. I’ve heard most strippers have a huge amount of hostility towards men. If the armed robbers were men, I can’t imagine holding a herd of man-haters worked out well for them. They probably left with little self esteem.

    Comment by yellowcat | April 6, 2012

    • Little self-esteem but lots of cash.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 6, 2012

  3. Whoa. if they were unarmed how would they hold a gun?

    Don’t forget Reno on your campaign tour. Great (safe!) nudie bar 2 blocks away. Staggering distance as Nevada allows alcohol to be served at any and all locations.
    Luckily the local 7-11 serves cheap beer with a $20.00 buy in at the slots. PLUS you never know what stages of dress/undress a 7-11 patron will enter with/out

    Comment by Rachael Black | April 6, 2012

  4. The 7-11s here suck. Mostly overpriced stuff without the hotties.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 6, 2012

    • well I never said the patrons were hot… just in various stages of undress. Never underestimate the pull of a slot machine while you stop in to get that package of trail mix.

      Comment by Rachael Black | April 6, 2012

      • After all, once you’ve spent $5.75 on a pint of milk why not take a chance?

        Comment by Rachael Black | April 6, 2012

      • Slot machines are powerful, They’re also cause hallucinations. When I played slots in Las Vegas a few years ago I suddenly saw a gathering of Elvis Presleys.

        Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 7, 2012

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