Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

An Invitation for Santorum Supporters

Former Senator Rick Santorum suspended his campaign yesterday.  The media is painting this as a Romney victory for the GOP nomination.  It is much more than that.

Many of Rick Santorum’s supporters feel disenfranchised now that their man is out of the running.  They don’t really like Newt Gingrich or Ron Paul.  They also feel that Mitt Romney is an Obama-like Republican and they will be hesitant to vote for him in the general election.

It is this reason that I invite Rick Santorum supporters to join my campaign and vote for me in November.  I am neither Mitt Romney nor Barack Obama.  I don’t believe that health insurance should be mandated at any level of government.  I would not have bailed out the banks or failing companies.

There are some differences between Senator Santorum and myself. I do not look dapper wearing a sweater vest.  My name is not yet a household name (or outhousehold name.)  I don’t have anything named after me.

If you want a better America than what either Mitt Romney or Barack Obama are offering, then I invite you to join my campaign and to vote for me in November.  Together we can do this!

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April 11, 2012 - Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, election, health care, humor, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , , ,

8 Comments

  1. How will you appeal to Ricky’s fan base?

    Comment by bearmancartoons | April 11, 2012

    • I will appeal to the fan base by showing them that I am not Barack Obama or Mitt Romney.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 11, 2012

  2. I think they should just come out and bar all lawyers and poli-sci grads from running for public office!

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | April 11, 2012

    • Once I repeal all the laws that protect stupid people, there won’t be too many pol-sci majors alive long enough to be around to run for office. I’ll have to do something about the lawyers.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 11, 2012

  3. Standby attorney joke…What are 50,000 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. I will help you draft that legislation!
    Red,

    Comment by Red | April 11, 2012

    • I’d appreciate that, Red!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 12, 2012

  4. You are sort of like Obama being you are only half white. We are still guessing at your other nationality. 😉

    Comment by Scholar Mel | April 12, 2012

    • The other half is Romanian.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 12, 2012


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