An Invitation for Santorum Supporters
Former Senator Rick Santorum suspended his campaign yesterday. The media is painting this as a Romney victory for the GOP nomination. It is much more than that.
Many of Rick Santorum’s supporters feel disenfranchised now that their man is out of the running. They don’t really like Newt Gingrich or Ron Paul. They also feel that Mitt Romney is an Obama-like Republican and they will be hesitant to vote for him in the general election.
It is this reason that I invite Rick Santorum supporters to join my campaign and vote for me in November. I am neither Mitt Romney nor Barack Obama. I don’t believe that health insurance should be mandated at any level of government. I would not have bailed out the banks or failing companies.
There are some differences between Senator Santorum and myself. I do not look dapper wearing a sweater vest. My name is not yet a household name (or outhousehold name.) I don’t have anything named after me.
If you want a better America than what either Mitt Romney or Barack Obama are offering, then I invite you to join my campaign and to vote for me in November. Together we can do this!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
How will you appeal to Ricky’s fan base?
I will appeal to the fan base by showing them that I am not Barack Obama or Mitt Romney.
I think they should just come out and bar all lawyers and poli-sci grads from running for public office!
Once I repeal all the laws that protect stupid people, there won’t be too many pol-sci majors alive long enough to be around to run for office. I’ll have to do something about the lawyers.
Standby attorney joke…What are 50,000 attorneys at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. I will help you draft that legislation!
Red,
I’d appreciate that, Red!
You are sort of like Obama being you are only half white. We are still guessing at your other nationality. 😉
The other half is Romanian.