The Vetting Process
The vetting process is one of the most agonizing aspects of running for office. Mitt Romney is currently undergoing the process in his pursuit of a running mate. Barack Obama went through the process in 2008 and somehow ended up with Joe Biden. I went through it in 2008 and again a few months ago. I went through the traditional vetting process in 2008 and it proved to be disastrous. I would find out after the process that candidates were either felons, Canadian, under 35, or (in the case of one of the female candidates) unwilling to put out. I ended up running for both President and Vice-President because I couldn’t find a qualified candidate for vice-president.
My 2012 search did not start any better. I found someone who was fully qualified but backed down once she was under the media scrutiny. It was soon after my trip to the ashram in Oregon in 2009 that I discovered a better vetting process. I have learned to trust my instincts and use vetting methods and decision-making that work best for me.
- Albee Thayer beat out other candidates including former Team USA hockey player Dave Christian, Alice Cooper, and Betty White.
The method used when I am with friends and we're looking to determine which nudie bar will be blessed with our presence.
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The Magic 8-Ball is my consulting tool when I am stumped on forming policy decisions.
I cannot speak with certainty about the other candidates, but I am well-equipped to handle the challenges I will face as President.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
I suggest you ask Sarah Palin’s daughter to be your running mate. That way you get free lap dances!
The US Constitution requires all vice-presidential candidates to meet the same criteria required for president. Bristol isn’t 35 years old. I would have considered her mom, but I don’t want John McCain’s sloppy seconds.
Most of my life decisions have been made with a Magic 8 Ball and look where I am now!
I do the “paper out of the hat” for life decisions. I tried using the Magic 8-Ball for life decisions, buut it would land on the edge before leaning to the wrong side. Works like a charm for policy forming though.