Ahmnodt Heare for President

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The Vetting Process

The vetting process is one of the most agonizing aspects of running for office.  Mitt Romney is currently undergoing the process in his pursuit of a running mate.  Barack Obama went through the process in 2008 and somehow ended up with Joe Biden.  I went through it in 2008 and again a few months ago.  I went through the traditional vetting process in 2008 and it proved to be disastrous.  I would find out after the process that candidates were either felons, Canadian, under 35, or (in the case of one of the female candidates) unwilling to put out.  I ended up running for both President and Vice-President because I couldn’t find a qualified candidate for vice-president.

My 2012 search did not start any better.  I found someone who was fully qualified but backed down once she was under the media scrutiny.  It was soon after my trip to the ashram in Oregon in 2009 that I discovered a better vetting process.  I have learned to trust my instincts and use vetting methods and decision-making that work best for me.

Albee Thayer beat out other candidates including former Team USA hockey player Dave Christian, Alice Cooper, and Betty White.

The method used when I am with friends and we're looking to determine which nudie bar will be blessed with our presence.


The Magic 8-Ball is my consulting tool when I am stumped on forming policy decisions.

I cannot speak with certainty about the other candidates, but I am well-equipped to handle the challenges I will face as President.


April 18, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , ,


  1. I suggest you ask Sarah Palin’s daughter to be your running mate. That way you get free lap dances!

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | April 18, 2012

    • The US Constitution requires all vice-presidential candidates to meet the same criteria required for president. Bristol isn’t 35 years old. I would have considered her mom, but I don’t want John McCain’s sloppy seconds.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 18, 2012

  2. Most of my life decisions have been made with a Magic 8 Ball and look where I am now!

    Comment by yellowcat | April 19, 2012

    • I do the “paper out of the hat” for life decisions. I tried using the Magic 8-Ball for life decisions, buut it would land on the edge before leaning to the wrong side. Works like a charm for policy forming though.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 19, 2012

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