Mish-Mash of Stuff
These last few days have (for the most part) been unexpectedly busy. A sporadic internet connection and an aging laptop didn’t help matters. It didn’t matter much because I wasn’t home much except to sleep, shower, and the occasional poop.
Sunday – My campaign manager and a few of his friends somehow managed me to go to a Newt Gingrich meetup group in Warwick, NY. The five of us outnumbered the three who showed up for the Gingrich meetup. We were able to get one of them to quit supporting Gingrich and support my campaign. The other two (an elderly couple) accused us of brainwashing their 53-year-old son. If speaking the truth about Newt Gingrich’s record is brainwashing, then I suppose we were guilty.
Monday – I had a 9:30 business meeting with a client at his office. I arrived at his office at 9:28 and waited in the waiting area. There was a lot of commotion past the waiting room, but I couldn’t figure out what was going on. At 11:00, I was told to return at 3:00. The meeting did not last long. The client was informed that I was running for President and told me he was no longer interested in my services. When asked why, he gave the excuse that he felt my campaign would take away time from the project. I told him I have been running since 2008 and had no problems with any projects from any of my clients in the past. He didn’t to hear it and requested that I leave. I noticed when I was in a parking lot that there was a car in his parking spot with a “Romney 2012” bumper sticker.
Tuesday – I went to the doctor’s for the test results from the previous tests that had to be taken over. The good news is that I am finally cured from Simple Chronic Halitosis. The bad news is that I have been diagnosed with COPD (Emphysema). The doctor said that it was a result of smoking and sniffing glue. I will never smoke while sniffing glue again. I have learned my lesson.
Wednesday – Wrote this blog entry and started catching up on lost work. I should be finished catching up tomorrow.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
After 30 minutes I would have left the clients office.
I would have if it was a new client of if his receptionist wasn’t eye candy.
If I had to choose between smoking and sniffing glue, I’d go with the glue sniffing.