Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Attack Mode

Now through the month of May, the campaign will be in attack mode.  Below are what I will be doing over the next month:

  • Calling in to talk shows – America needs to hear me.  I had the podcast (it will resume in a few weeks).  Voters need to know that I don’t sound like a robot like Mitt Romney or a rock star like Barack Obama.
  • Writing “Letters-to-the Editor” – I will be writing to prominent newspapers and magazines pleading my case why I should be President of the United States.  Newspapers include the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, the Chicago Tribune, and other newspapers.  Magazines include Time, U.S. News and World Report, Highlights for Children, and other magazines.
  • Comments on political blogs and Facebook pages – This is where I use my “compare and contrast” strategy.  It’s easy to say that “Ahmnodt Rules” or that “Obama and Romney suck”, but that won’t make people think enough to change their minds.  Instead, I compare my health care, jobs, economic, and education plans to other candidates.  I also mention that I am the only candidate tackling the high cost of entertainment.

This is where I need your help:  I will be doing these things, but I am but one person.  The more people mention me, the more the media will notice and the more others will know that there are alternatives to Obama and Romney.

I will like to take a moment to thank the people who have done their part to spread the word:

Yo-Yo-Dyne Propulsion Systems: Reno Division – Rachael has worked tirelessly promoting my campaign and has added a button to my blog on her blog.

Bearman Cartoons – Bearman was kind enough to make the profile picture I currently use on Facebook.

Dummies of the Year – Scholar Mel was kind enough to interview me for his blog.  He has also mentioned my campaign to celebrities that he has interviewed.

Momma’s Money Matters  – Momma was kind enough to give me a “Versatile Blogger Award“.  Her blog is not just about money, but parenting and other life essentials.

I apologize to those I have forgotten.  Those who I have forgotten will get top billing in the “Great American Shout-Out” blog entry I plan on writing on May 7.  Shout-outs will also go to people who show their support by either their blog or by posting a link in the comments section showing the support (Whether it’s on Facebook, a political blog reply (aside from this political blog), or whitehouse.gov.



April 26, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, media, politics, satire | , , , , , ,


  1. I love your plan of attack! Just think, if you cannot pull it off this election, you will have educated enough voters and children to garner votes in the next election! I think it is brilliant. I would also suggest getting your podcast on Nickelodeon. Chances are good their viewers are not yet indoctrinated with the current brand of political propaganda poisoning the current electorate.

    Comment by Red | April 26, 2012

    • Nickelodeon would be a good reinforcement of the campaigning I occasionally do in maternity wards and in preschools. There is a chance that I’ll be running for President in 2028 or 2032 if I haven’t served my two terms by then.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | April 26, 2012

  2. Anything I can do for my country.

    Comment by bearmancartoons | April 27, 2012

    • Thank you for your continued support, Mr. Bearman!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 1, 2012

  3. The best part of your strategy is the Highlights interview. You’ll be the only candidate appealing to the pediatrician’s waiting room demographic.

    Comment by The Good Greatsby | May 1, 2012

    • That interview worked because I kept in mind that the parents were worried about their sick children and I wanted them to know that I am there for them.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 1, 2012

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