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A New Low

The more I unearth the diabolical plans of the Cinemafia, the more disgusted I become.  It started with the high prices of entertainment for subpar movies.  I wish it ended there as that is harmless as compared to the other things I have found out about them over the years:

  • Using underaged girls as sex symbols only to toss them aside once they turn 18 years of age.  These young women often end up living lives that often resemble a train wreck.  Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears. and others were once wholesome young girls who were pimped out by the Cinemafia by looking sexy before they were old enough to look sexy.
  • Having shows that are geared for children and adding sexual overtones.
  • It was recently discovered that children actors were used for sexual favors by casting members.

I have discussed all of this in the past.  While all of these are horrific, I am saddened that it doesn’t end there.  They are no longer satisfied by introducing Hollywood children to their perversions.  Now they are after your children.

"Princess" sippy cup erect for your child.

What was Disney thinking with the straw placement of the princess? I highly doubt it was a wholesome thought.

If you still go to movies or rent them after all of the evidence I have shown, then I am speechless.  Maybe I am just a prude who thinks that girls shouldn’t be subject to my sexual advances until they turn 18.  Personally, I prefer they are at least 21 years of age as alcohol makes it easier for women to be positively receptive to my advances.

I will continue to fight the Cinemafia and expose them for what they are, even if it is a fight I must fight alone.  They are so wrong on so many levels that it’s sad.  While Barack Obama is in Afghanistan and Mitt Romney is around America trying to convince people that he is a fun guy (or is it fungi?), I will fight the fight that must be fought.

Happy May Day from the entire Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!

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May 1, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, issues, Obama, satire | , , , ,

6 Comments

  1. You still using alcohol to get chicks? Ha! I gave that up long ago, as i found women’s clubs worked much better! (shout out to my cro-magnan man!)

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | May 1, 2012

    • I tend to be clumsy with clubs. I either hit the wrong part or the wrong person.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 1, 2012

  2. It could have been much worse. The straw could have been placed there on Beast.

    Comment by yellowcat | May 1, 2012

    • I’m sure they’re working on that. 😦

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 1, 2012

  3. That princess thing is so wrong.

    Comment by bearmancartoons | May 2, 2012

    • This is what I have been fighting! I don’t want my daughter exposed to this!

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | May 2, 2012


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