People in my Life
Few things say more about a character of a man than the company he keeps. The company I keep are some characters. They are one’s steering committee in the platform called “life.” Below are a few people who have been influential in my life:
- My parents – My father is a staunch Republican and my mother is a stubborn Democrat. They have both been equally influential in making me an independent.
- My daughter Patricia – the inspiration in my running for President. I don’t want her to have to think about being a celebrity sex-toy for a pedophile Hollywood executive.
- Grandma Oudda – The only person I know who can add shallots to a dessert and still make it tasty. She also believe I could fly when nobody else did. (I found out later that I could not fly, but it’s still nice to have someone believe in my abilities.)
- Dave the homeless guy – Gave me valuable advice after college. I keep his words like, “The people you’re trying to impress aren’t worth impressing” and “Don’t eat the yellow snow” in my heart.
- Holli Foxxx – A stripper at the nudie bar I go to – She has taught me discipline. She has taught me that no matter how long I see her naked, I will never parlay that into a sexual tryst.
There have been others who have been an influence in my life. (And not all of them were good influences.) I doubt that either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney have had the potpourri of people who have been an influence to them that I have had for me.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
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Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Glad you’re hanging in there. So, do I need to write your name in when I go to vote this year or will it be on there already?
You will have to write my name in. I will be emphasizing this a lot in the week leading to Election Day.
Part of being a fiscal conservative and running a penniless campaign is not paying those silly FEC filing fees.
Funny you got the don’t eat yellow snow about 16 years after you are prone to eat it.
It was important that he told me because he was the one making the snow yellow in my neighborhood.
Homeless people always have the best advice. Everybody needs one.