Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

End of an Error

All bad things must come to an end.  This includes the “popularity” of Canadian spy Justin Bieber.  His new CD “Believe” is not selling as well as the Cinemafia and the Canadian government had hoped.  The era of “Beliebers” is over.  Americans have had enough of this spy and are demanding real entertainment.

It may be possible that I do not win the election in November.  That will not stop me from making the changes that America needs to make.  I will still fight the Cinemafia and do my best to make sure to spot Canadian spies as soon as they try to infiltrate the Great American Entertainment Industry.  I will also lobby elected officials to make sure that Vanna White’s birthday becomes a federal holiday.  It will be hard if I am not elected, but I will fight and make sure my entire platform is implemented.

 

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June 26, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, humor, issues, Platform, satire, Vanna White | , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. Suspicious strangers spotted lurking around military bases and the theft of some sensitive equipment are highlighted in the monthly memos. Yet there is little in them to indicate the Canadian Forces National Counter-Intelligence Unit had any notion that a foreign spy service may have had a mole on its payroll.

    Comment by Panama | July 2, 2012

    • Can’t trust the Canadian military. Look at what they have done to the American entertainment industry by allowing agents William Shatner, Anne Murray, and Justin Bieber to infiltrate.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 2, 2012


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