Yay Ashton Kutcher!
It must be celebrity endorsement season again. I hope this is the first of many celebrities who will step up and endorse my campaign.
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Well done! Except for the right hand it looks totally legit!
I’m pretty sure that hand is his.
Although I am not sure you want him for a spokesperson
Like Chuck Lorrie, I needed a substitute for Charlie Sheen.
Woo hoo…(how much did he cost you?) haha
He didn’t cost a cent. He is so rich, even his TV character is a millionaire.
I don’t think you want him as an endorsement. The sign should read, “Talentless Douchebag.”
It’s not the talent, it’s the popularity. It’s not like it was an endorsement from Jerry Sandusky.
We feel Heare has the right priorities and will represent a better leader for our country than will Democrat Angelina Jolie or Republican Bobby Jindal. Heare’s policies make the most sense, and his campaign has really cool T-shirts, mugs and caps . And as far as we know, he will not embarrass the country by being a man-slut or an idiot, as past presidents have been over the past 30 years.
Thank you for the kind words, Gold Price.