Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Get it Right

It’s been a long time since America has had a President with a positive approval rating among independents.  The last president who was popular among independents like me was Ronald Reagan.  We have had two Republican presidents and two Democratic presidents since then.  I haven’r been impressed with any of the presidents since Reagan and neither have many independents.

I have been looking at qualities that Reagan and I have that neither Clinton, Obama, nor either of the Bush Presidents have.  The most glaring trait is that Reagan and I are right-handed while the others are all left-handed.  It’s not the wing that matters in presiding over a country, it’s the hand a president uses.

Right-handed presidents bring America in the right direction.  Left-handed presidents bring us in the wrong direction.  Recent history has proven this.  You can either re-elect a left-handed president who will bring America in the same wrong direction since 1989, or you can vote for a right-handed candidate like Ahmnodt Heare, who will bring America in the right direction.


July 7, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , ,


  1. Preach Ahmnodt, preach!

    Comment by IzaakMak | July 7, 2012

    • Bless you, Brother Izaak.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 7, 2012

  2. There’s something wrong with southpaws. The right hand is the only hand!

    Comment by yellowcat | July 7, 2012

    • There is nothing wrong with southpaws. I enjoy watching them write.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 7, 2012

  3. Interesting, all of the were lefties?

    Comment by Valentine Logar | July 8, 2012

  4. I never knew that. The last 4 presidents were left handed…

    Comment by bearmancartoons | July 8, 2012

  5. It was something I heard on the news. In fact, since 1992, the only right-handed candidates from the major parties were John Kerry in 2004 and Mitt Romney this year. Ross Perot is also left-handed.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 8, 2012

  6. CORRECTION: It turns out that George W. Bush was right-handed. Ronald Reagan was ambidextrous. He was born left-handed but was taught to write right-handed in school because in his day, left-handedness was evil.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 8, 2012

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