Orgies for Abstinence – Election Night Special
If you think America is going to get screwed on Election night, here is a chance for you to choose who gets to screw you. You may not get the person you chose to screw you on Election day, that’s one reason why there’s Orgies for Abstinence.
There is another purpose. The purpose is to spread abstinence throughout the land through wild orgies. The United States government has been able to spread peace throughout the world through bombing and wars for years. Orgies for Abstinence is an event I created to show people that I can think like a politician. I realize that there is more to getting elected than looking like a stud.
A rare picture of Ahmnodt Heare taken on the campaign trail.
Things are slowing down a bit and I should be resuming blogging regularly until Tuesday before I go on my next campaign trip from Wednesday through Sunday in the Cape May, NJ area.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 