The Olympic Spirit
I like watching the Olympics. Every four years the best athletes in the world compete in such sports as running, swimming, diving, and gymnastics. There are also “sports” like archery. badminton, and trampoline. I didn’t know that trampoline was an Olympic sport and you can now get a gold medal for doing “Squat-sit-squat” better than anybody else. Since ping pong (table tennis) is now also an Olympic event, it is only a matter of time before beer pong becomes an Olympic event. Below are some events I would like to see in the Olympics:
- Beer Pong – Anybody who questions whether beer pong is a sport has never been able to get a ping pong ball in a cup after 15 beers like I have.
- Bowling – The sport is normally boring to watch so bowlers would wear tight pants so people watching will keep interested. (At least I would watching ladies’ bowling.)
- Darts – If archery is a sport, darts should be too. Darts is all skill and no apparatus like a bow used for an arrow.
- Kick Ball – I was awesome in kick ball as a fifth grader.
There are many others events I’d like to see in the Olympics, but I won’t name them all. If there is an event you want included, feel free to add your suggestion to the comments section.
There are 97 days until Election Day. I am striving for the gold in the Presidential Election event. Getting a silver medal in this event will mean nothing but being the most decorated loser.
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