Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

How to Keep Money Out of Politics

It’s simple enough to write in one sentence: “Don’t vote for the people putting money into politics.”  But since you want to read more than one sentence, I will milk this and go deeper in what I mean.

Over one billion dollars is expected to be spent on the presidential election with millions more on local, state, and federal elections.  All other parties combined will spend less than two million on all elections.  Ahmnodt Heare will not spend a dime on his campaign because he knows the only way to take money out of politics is to never put it in there to begin with.  (I wrote that sentence in third-person in case you wanted to copy it and paste it as your Facebook status or place it in a reply to someone else’s political posting.)

The bottom line is that if you want to take money out of politics, then you have to vote for me for President.  I am the only Presidential candidate I know of that is running a penniless campaign.  If you vote for anybody else, you are probably voting for someone who is putting money into politics.  This vicious cycle will continue until people like you (and you) start voting for people who don’t put money in politics.  I thank you for your continued support.

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August 12, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. Vote for Ahmnodt…the Cheap Candidate..haha

    Comment by Bearman | August 12, 2012

    • Cheap as in people can’t afford to vote for anyone else.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 12, 2012

  2. One of the key issues in November is which candidate can credibly promise the voters he can create jobs. The problem is that anyone making such promise is not telling the truth.

    Comment by dieta | August 16, 2012

    • I have created jobs as a small business owner. Business create jobs, politicians do not. Politicians can create laws that make it easier to create jobs, but the business still has to create the job.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 16, 2012


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