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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
One Billion Reasons to Vote for Ahmnodt Heare
This is going to shape up to be the most expensive presidential race in history. Half a billion dollars have already been wasted on the race with another half-billion to be squandered in the months ahead. Neither Barack Obama nor Mitt Romney will be able to clean up Obama’s mess just like Obama hasn’t able to clean up George W. Bush’s meess and Bush wasn’t able to clean up Clinton’s mess (not even with using a blue dress as a rag.)
Let not the media fool you. People who spend that type of money on an election campaign are not doing it because they want to serve you. They are spending that money as an investment in themselves and their buddies. If they really wanted to serve you, all they would have to do is serve you.
In the upcoming months, you will see a lot of political commercials. Most of the commercials will state how bad one candidate is. Few will explain why you should vote for somebody and not against another person.
Keep these things in mind as you see all of these political ads between now and November. 1) Obama’s and Romney’s campaigns and their supporting PACs are spending one billion dollars to beat over the head with commercial after commercial after commercial. 2)I can’t be blamed for the deluge of commercials because I am not airing any. When you get sick of the commercials, remember the candidate who respects you enough not to air any ads. Remember Ahmnodt Heare.
I am Ahmnodt Heare and I approve this message.
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August 17, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, media, Obama, politics, Romney, satire | Bill Clinton, campaign spending, commercials, George W. Bush, money, PAC, political ads | 3 Comments