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A Better Way to Name Hurricanes

People are offended when a hurricane bearing his or her name causes massive devastation.  There has been a massive decline in girls named Katrina.  This proposal changes the naming of tropical systems from names of boys and girls to names of politicians.  Not only does it keep the self esteem of boys named Issac, but it also gives politicians what they have always wanted.  Something named after them.In order to show bipartisan fairness, there are two lists alternating between Democrats and Republicans.

  • The first tropical system will be named after Democrats in odd years and Republicans in even years.
  •  The names shall alternate between parties.
  • New names shall be used as old politicians retire or die.

Proposed Odd Year Names:

Akaka

Boehner

Clinton

Dole

Ellison

Foxx

Granholm

Hunter

Israel

Jindal

Kuchinich

Linder

Proposed Even Year Names:

Alexander

Biden

Crist

Dodd

Ensign

Feinstein

Guiliani

Hoyer

Inouye

Jackson

Kyl

Lautenberg

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August 26, 2012 - Posted by | commentary, humor, satire | , , ,

4 Comments

  1. I think a better way would be to sell the naming rights! The USGS, or whatever multi-lettered agency is in charge of naming wind (The National Fart Institute?) could make some serious money! Just think – “Hurricane Pepsi is off the coast of Cuba, and Tropical Storm Tropica is in the tropics”… would make the weather channel more fun to watch (for those who actually watch it, as opposed to those who check it for the weather)…

    Comment by Iham Heare | August 26, 2012

    • I wouldn’t want to spend money to have a devastating storm named after me. I would rather have part of a landmark named after me. I’d name Mount Rushmore “Ahmnodt Mountain.”

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 27, 2012

  2. I could go with that logic.

    Comment by bearmancartoons | August 26, 2012

    • I think many people could. We could name high-pressure systems after good people like Mother Teresa and Vanna White.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 27, 2012


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