Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Cut it Out Stephen Harper!

I have to clarify something before I go on my rant.  Not all Canadian entertainers are spies.  They are not all performers.  Rush is an excellent fan.  Dave Foley is a very funny comedian.  Pamela Anderson is sexy (and not just because her boobies are made in the USA).

A new Canadian spy has infiltrated the Great American Entertainment Industry.  The damage this spy has done is worse than the actions of Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, William Shatner, and Anne Murray combined.  Unlike these spies, the newest spy has not only ambushed the American Entertainment, she has also infiltrated the American military.  Below is the proof:

The military has a very important job in Afghanistan protecting the oil wells from Afghanis.  Without this service, gas would be over $3.00 per gallon.  Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t just ruining American Entertainment, she is also compromising military operations.  I call on Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to take Jespen (and all of his other spies) back to Canada before we send the Kardashians and The Situation to Saskatchewan to “entertain” Canadians.

 

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August 27, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. We have Neil Young too! And, sadly, Harper does look like a skinned seal pup… but, PLEASE, don’t send the Kardashians here! We’re sorry about making Justin Beiber!

    Comment by Iham Heare | August 27, 2012

    • You seem like a reasonable person. I endorse you for Prime Minister of Canada.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | August 27, 2012


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