Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Tweet Number 6000 #ForSale

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Here is your chance to get some publicity for your business. Here is how this will work:

  1. Submit your bid to ahmnodtheare@politician.com as soon as possible.  Bid should include amount as a phone number to call should you are the winner.  Billing will be discussed by phone.
  2. Contest will end when I reach my 5,990 tweet.
  3.  If you win, you will be allowed to submit a tweet up to 134 characters.  Six spaces will be reserved for ” #6000″ so others will know it is my 6000th tweet.
  4. My 5999th tweet will announce the winning bid as well as the day and time the winner wishes the tweet to be released.
  5. I will use your company’s logo as my profile background from when I tweet my 5999th tweet until seven days after I release my 6000th tweet.
  6. Void where prohibited.  (I don’t know where it’s prohibited, but I threw in the disclaimer to make this look legitimate.)

All bids will be kept secret.  A complete list of bids will be available to anyone who wishes to see it when the winner is announced.  Good luck to one and all!

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August 30, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, Social Networking | , , , ,

2 Comments

  1. I’ll give you 3 Tweets and 2 Facebook “Likes” for it!

    Comment by Marc Phillippe Babineau | August 30, 2012


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