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2012 NFL Season – Week 1

2011 Season: 122-123-9 (.498) Best Bets: 24-19-1 (.557)

Here we go again… Another NFL season ahead of us. Questions to be asked include: “Can the Giants repeat as Super Bowl Champs?” “How will the rookie quarterbacks fare?” “Will the New York Jets score a touchdown?” and “Will the replacement referees blow a call that will change the outcome of a game?” My answers are: “No.”, “Well enough to be a positive impact”, “Yes.” and “Yes.” Today’s picks are being made on a Monday, but the rest of the season, the picks will be made by 3:00PM (Eastern) on Thursday afternoons. There will be Thursday night football every week except for this week with a Wednesday night game. (The game was moved to Wednesday so more people will watch President Obama’s speech.) I canceled my Wednesday night appearance so I can watch football.

Without further ado:; here are my picks for Week 1:

NFL Point Spreads For Week 1 – Week One NFL Football Point Spread – NFL Spreads 9/5 – 9/10, 2012
Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
9/5 8:30 ET At NY Giants -4 Dallas
9/9 1:00 ET At Chicago -9.5 Indianapolis
9/9 1:00 ET Philadelphia -8 At Cleveland
9/9 1:00 ET At NY Jets -3 Buffalo
9/9 1:00 ET At New Orleans -9 Washington
9/9 1:00 ET New England -6.5 At Tennessee
9/9 1:00 ET At Minnesota -4 Jacksonville
9/9 1:00 ET At Houston -11 Miami
9/9 1:00 ET At Detroit -8 St. Louis
9/9 1:00 ET Atlanta -2.5 At Kansas City
9/9 4:25 ET At Green Bay -5.5 San Francisco
9/9 4:25 ET Carolina -2.5 At Tampa Bay
9/9 4:25 ET Seattle -2.5 At Arizona
9/9 8:25 ET At Denver -1 Pittsburgh

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

9/10 7:00 ET At Baltimore -6 Cincinnati
9/10 10:15 ET San Diego -1 At Oakland

Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics

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September 3, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks, Obama, satire | , , , , ,

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