Ahmnodt Heare! Ahmnodt Heare!
The rumor I am hearing from supporters in Charlotte is that the reason why President Obama’s nomination speech was moved from Bank of America Stadium to the Time Warner Cable Arena is because over 1,000 of my supporters were able to get tickets and they were going to let their voices heard tonight. They were also able to sneak “Ahmnodt Heare for President” signs into the stadium and had them in storage at the stadium until a Democratic Part operative spotted the signs during a security walk-through. They caught a supporter impersonating a security worker try to put more signs into storage. That supporter then spilled the beans about the operation.
Most of them had their tickets between the 20-and 40 yard lines on the far half of the field from the stage. They were ready to chant “AHMNODT HEARE!” when the Democratic faithful would chant “FOUR MORE YEARS!”. They even said they were trying to hack into the stadium television screens to have my picture posted while President Obama made his speech.
I had no prior knowledge of the actions of my supporters nor do I tolerate breaking of laws to get the message across. Make no mistake about it, I am nonetheless deeply flattered.
There are two reasons why this wasn’t mentioned in the news: The first reason is because the media doesn’t want to give my campaign any publicity. If the news ever mentioned that there was a candidate besides Obama and Romney running for President, people would be typing in that candidate’s name in search engines. People have heard of Roseanne Barr, but most people didn’t know she was running for President until they typed her name in a search engine. She and Cindy Sheehan are running on the “Peace and Freedom” ticket.
For those of you who found this blog entry by typing in “Roseanne Barr”, “Cindy Sheehan”, or “Reince Priebus Drunk”. welcome to my website. Be sure to check out my platform, videos, and the celebrities who have endorsed me.
September 6, 2012 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, endorsement, humor, media, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, scandal | Bank of America Stadium, chants, Charlotte, Cindy Sheehan, media blackout, operatives, Peace and Freedom Party, Roseanne Barr, search engines, security, signs, Time Warner Cable Arena
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