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2012 NFL Season – Week 4

Last Week: 5-11 (.313) Best Bets: 1-2 (.333)

Season to Date: 16-32 (.333) Best Bets: 2-7 (.222)

I am hoping that my poor start this season is due to the replacement officials and not because I just suck at predicting games.  The union refs return tonight and not a moment too soon.  One of my supporters lost quite a bit of money because of bad calls by the replacement refs.  (He lives in Canada, where it’s legal to bet on the NFL, but not on moose racing).

The regular refs weren’t perfect.  They have blown a bunch of calls over the years (Clarence Kay caught the ball!), but at least they know the rules of the game.  They know that defensive holding is a five-yard penalty and that there are no free throws in football.

Here are my picks.  Wish me luck!

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
9/27 8:20 ET At Baltimore -12 Cleveland
9/30 1:00 ET New England -4 At Buffalo
9/30 1:00 ET At Detroit -5 Minnesota
9/30 1:00 ET At Atlanta -7 Carolina
9/30 1:00 ET San Francisco -4 At NY Jets
9/30 1:00 ET At Kansas City -1 San Diego
9/30 1:00 ET At Houston -12 Tennessee
9/30 1:00 ET Seattle -2.5 At St. Louis
9/30 4:05 ET At Arizona -5.5 Miami
9/30 4:05 ET At Denver -6.5 Oakland
9/30 4:05 ET Cincinnati -2.5 At Jacksonville
9/30 4:25 ET At Green Bay -7.5 New Orleans
9/30 4:25 ET At Tampa Bay -2.5 Washington
9/30 8:30 ET At Philadelphia -1.5 NY Giants

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

10/1 8:35 ET At Dallas -3.5 Chicago

Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics

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September 27, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, NFL Picks, satire | , , , ,

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