The Ahmnodtophobic Media
The media fears me, my campaign, and my supporters. The few mentions I get from the media make no mention that I am running for President of the United States. They try to make it like my occupation is Horse-and-Buggy assembly line worker or some other obselete job. More often than not though, they choose to ignore me. This is especially true in issues where I am stronger than either Obama or Romney.
Here is your chance to prove me wrong. You can try one or more of the following ideas:
- Email a letter to the editor of your local newspaper. The letter should include why you support (or disdain) my campaign. Please also include the link http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt with your letter. (The link is the shortened url for this blog.)
- Call a political talk show. If the host is talking about a specific topic, tell the call screener why I am better at that issue than any other candidate. If the topic is about Obama or Romney, tell him or her why I am a better candidate. If it is about a debate, insist that I be allowed in future debates.
- Go to a local “Occupy” protest or a riot and carry an “Ahmnodt Heare for President” sign. Try to get a media photographer to take a picture of you with the sign. If that doesn’t work, get a blogger to take a picture with his or her phone.
- Call a press conference. Call your local media outlets and announce that you will be holding a press conference at a specific time. Announce that you will be endorsing and voting for Ahmnodt Heare in the upcoming election. If they ask for contact information, tell them my contact information is in my blog.
If you get mentioned in the newspaper please scan the mention and e-mail the file to ahmnodtheare @politician.com. If it is on the web, please e-mail me the link or share it in the comments section below this blog entry. Thank you for continued support.
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