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Preparing for Sandy

Hurricane Sandy is heading towards the northeast and is expected to hit here in northwestern New jersey on Monday with 4″-8″ of rain and winds up to 80 mph even this far away from the ocean.  Experts are predicting widespread flooding and blackouts.  I am not concerned.  I am optimistic because everyone named Sandy is nice.

  • Sandy Duncan – She played Peter Play in the Broadway musical “Peter Pan”.  One has to be nice to play Peter Pan.
  • Olivia Newton-John – She played “Sandy Olsson” in the movie “Grease” and “Grease 2”.  She was nice in Grease.  She made me want to get physical.
  • Sandy Koufax – He once said, ” Sure, nice guys can win — if they’re nice guys with a lot of talent.”  He had a lot of talent as a pitcher.
  • Sandy Claus – Gives presents to billions of children on Christmas Eve.  (But only if the child is nice.)

As I have demonstrated above, all Sandies are nice.  I am thinking of going camping Sunday and Monday as there will probably be few campers due to the upcoming “storm”.  If the storm was a bad storm it would have been named Shanna.  Shannas are mean.

 

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October 26, 2012 - Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , ,

4 Comments

  1. With a billion dollars in predicted damages, let’s spend $100 trillion to stop global warming. Superstitious cranks like Brad Johnson, who favor turning the United States into a totalitarian society in order to reduce carbon emissions which they think, but certainly don’t know, cause storms. Haven’t we had enough of crackpot environmental scientists whose “science” is based on irrational fad and ideology (see Bruno Latour, “Science in Action”)? Environmentalism is totalitarian bunkum. The line between totalitarian superstition and environmental science is non-existent.

    Comment by gold account | October 28, 2012

    • You are orrect. We managed to get out of the Ice Age long before man began to pollute the air.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 4, 2012

  2. ERMAGAWD! You are so right. Sandy’s are normally nice -except my step-mother Sandy. She always hated me. the exception to the rule eh?
    Knew a Shanna in high school. She was a bitch.
    Genius Mr Holmes. Deduction at it’s finest.

    Comment by Rachael Black | October 29, 2012

    • There is a certain correlation between a name and character traits. This is why I would never name a child, “Mark”, “Daniel”, “Beulah”, or “Leah”.

      Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | November 4, 2012


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