Preparing for Sandy
Hurricane Sandy is heading towards the northeast and is expected to hit here in northwestern New jersey on Monday with 4″-8″ of rain and winds up to 80 mph even this far away from the ocean. Experts are predicting widespread flooding and blackouts. I am not concerned. I am optimistic because everyone named Sandy is nice.
- Sandy Duncan – She played Peter Play in the Broadway musical “Peter Pan”. One has to be nice to play Peter Pan.
- Olivia Newton-John – She played “Sandy Olsson” in the movie “Grease” and “Grease 2”. She was nice in Grease. She made me want to get physical.
- Sandy Koufax – He once said, ” Sure, nice guys can win — if they’re nice guys with a lot of talent.” He had a lot of talent as a pitcher.
- Sandy Claus – Gives presents to billions of children on Christmas Eve. (But only if the child is nice.)
As I have demonstrated above, all Sandies are nice. I am thinking of going camping Sunday and Monday as there will probably be few campers due to the upcoming “storm”. If the storm was a bad storm it would have been named Shanna. Shannas are mean.
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