About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Big Day Tomorrow!
Tomorrow is a big day in America. We will be deciding which direction America will take for 2013 and beyond. We can vote for a better future, or we can vote for Mitt Romney or Barack Obama. It’s up to you.
You want things to get better as much as I do. This makes me believe that you will not be voting for Obama or Romney. Nothing they have said or done has shown that they will do anything to make entertainment affordable. Neither candidate has been in areas affected by Hurricane Sandy since President Obama went to the Jersey Shore on Friday (He did not see Snooki or J-Woww.) . I have been here since the storm hit – I have been through the blackouts and the never-ending odd-day/even-day gas lines.
I really haven’t gotten to campaign in the last week due to Superstorm Sandy. I had said previously that I had planned on holding off running in 2016 and run in 2020 instead. If there is a sharp enough drop in the vote total from the last poll taken by my campaign, then I will run in 2016.
Remember the importance of your decision when you vote tomorrow. Remember that spelling counts in write-in ballots and here is an easy way to learn to spell Ahmnodt Heare. May the Congressperson and/or Senator you vote for join me in Washington so we can get things done the right way.
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November 5, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, issues, Obama, politics, Romney, satire, voting, write-in | America, Election Day, entertainment, J-Woww, Jersey Shore, poll data, Sandy, Snooki | Comments Off on Big Day Tomorrow!