I Demand a Recount!
There is something wrong with the numbers. The polling as of 8:00PM Eastern shows that both Obama and Romney have over 3,000,000 votes. Somebody named Stewart Alexander is in 12th place with 313 votes. For some reason, it appears that I have fewer than 313 votes. The one problem with a write-in campaign is that many states do not allow write-in votes.
There is a good chance that “Ahonodt Heare” will not count as a vote for me because of a typo.
I will be firing off letters to various boards of elections demanding 1) a recount and 2)that misspellings of my name should count for me. (I am fine with “Mit Romney” counting for Mitt Romney and “Barrack Obama” for Barack Obama.) “Ahonodt Heare” can not reasonably be counted as a vote for Obama or Romney no matter how hard you try to spin the bottle.
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About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Ahmnodt it’s still early. Here in Nevada the polls have been open for a week.
I like to vote early. And often.
Thank you for your continued support, Rachael. At least you’ll be able to sleep tonight knowing you are not responsible for the scumbag who won. (Unless I am the scumbag who won.)
You are my very favorite scumbag -looks dreamily at your political poster-
I am honored to be your favorite scumbag.
You are a scumbag? Damn wasted vote