Happy Thanksgiving! (Happy Columbus Day in Canada)
It was Thanksgiving of 1989. A few things stood out about that Thanksgiving. The first thing was the turkey we were supposed to have went bad. The fowl was foul. My mother sent me to the supermarket to get a turkey that wasn’t sour.
I had just gotten my license a few weeks earlier. It was a good thing I had it because none of the supermarkets in the area had any turkeys left over. It took me a while and a bit of driving to find a supermarket that still had turkeys twenty miles from my home. The supermarket lines were crowded and it seemed to take forever to pay for the turkey.
I was heading home when the rear passenger tire went flat. I had never changed a tire before and I soon realized that it would be a while longer before I would change a flat…
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2012 NFL Season – Week 12
Last Week:6-8 (.429) Best Bets: 3-0 (1.000)
Season to Date: 73-86-1 (.459) Best Bets: 17-15-1 (.533)
If you have been relying on my picks to make yourself some easy money, you are even dumber than I am. This goes for those who bet everything I pick or everything against what I pick. Even I don’t bet on my picks.
Tomorrow will be a great Thanksgiving. I will be at my parents’ home (my childhood home) in Washington DC and watch the Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys with my father. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I think there should be Cranberry Pop-Tarts available for Thanksgiving. I think they would sell well.
Happy Thanksgiving from what remains of the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/22 12:30 ET | Houston | -3 | At Detroit |
| 11/22 4:15 ET | At Dallas | -3 | Washington |
| 11/22 8:20 ET | New England | -7 | At NY Jets |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Cincinnati | -8 | Oakland |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Pittsburgh | -1 | At Cleveland |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Indianapolis | -3 | Buffalo |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Denver | -10.5 | At Kansas City |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Tennessee | -3 | At Jacksonville |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Chicago | -2.5 | Minnesota |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Atlanta | -1 | At Tampa Bay |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Seattle | -3 | At Miami |
| 11/25 4:05 ET | Baltimore | -1 | At San Diego |
| 11/25 4:25 ET | San Francisco | -2 | At New Orleans |
| 11/25 4:25 ET | At Arizona | -2.5 | St. Louis |
| 11/25 8:30 ET | At NY Giants | -2.5 | Green Bay |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/26 8:40 ET | At Philadelphia | -2 | Carolina |
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 