2012 in Review – February
February was a mixed month. The good news was that I received an endorsement from Donald Trump’s toupee and the celebration of the fourth anniversary of this blog.
The bad news was that there were over 800 Republican debates in February and I wasn’t invited to any of them. My father took me he was going to introduce me to Mitt Romney during CPAC. It turned out to be a man named Mitch Rodney, who was also running for President.
February is when people realized I was too liberal to be conservative and too conservative to be liberal. I was penned as an “extreme moderate” by myself. I showed that I was the candidate of moderation and common sense. (Yet I received fewer votes than either Obama or Romney.)
February was the month of TAMPON (Take All Money Political Out Now), the first and only SuperPAC to support the campaign. As demonstrated by this ad, they were as fiscally conservative as I am.
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