Napoleon Bloombergparte
For those of you wandering what “Napoleon Bloombergparte” is all about, it’s a reference to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg when he goes into Napoleon Bonaparte mode. They both have a lot in common. They are both short men with power who try to overcome their shortness by showing off their power more than they should. They both attack others (Napoleon attacked Europe while Bloomberg attacks the lifestyles of New Yorkers he doesn’t like.
Bloomberg’s attack on New Yorkers have included what they eat (trans-fat), drink (large sodas), and smoke (cigarettes). Just when there wasn’t any enemies left to attack, Bloombergparte has found a new enemy that gets under his crawl. Those evil, diabolical people who wear earphones when listening to their MP3 players must be stopped!
Mayor Bloomberg claims that people listen to their MP3 players too loud. He is saying that listening to music too loud can make people deaf. I have worn earphones in the past in New York City. The reason why people wear earphones loud is because New York City is a very loud city (especially south of Central Park in Manhattan). There are a ton of cars, buses, and trucks roaming the streets. There seems to be some kind of siren echoing the streets every minute. Subway stations aren’t any better with the noise the trains make as they approach the train stations.
Michael Bloomberg’s act is getting old. Michael Bloomberg is getting old. Don’t elect anybody who promises more of the same and get off of Bloomberg’s lawn.
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March 7, 2013 -
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Napoleon Bloombergparte
For those of you wandering what “Napoleon Bloombergparte” is all about, it’s a reference to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg when he goes into Napoleon Bonaparte mode. They both have a lot in common. They are both short men with power who try to overcome their shortness by showing off their power more than they should. They both attack others (Napoleon attacked Europe while Bloomberg attacks the lifestyles of New Yorkers he doesn’t like.
Bloomberg’s attack on New Yorkers have included what they eat (trans-fat), drink (large sodas), and smoke (cigarettes). Just when there wasn’t any enemies left to attack, Bloombergparte has found a new enemy that gets under his crawl. Those evil, diabolical people who wear earphones when listening to their MP3 players must be stopped!
Mayor Bloomberg claims that people listen to their MP3 players too loud. He is saying that listening to music too loud can make people deaf. I have worn earphones in the past in New York City. The reason why people wear earphones loud is because New York City is a very loud city (especially south of Central Park in Manhattan). There are a ton of cars, buses, and trucks roaming the streets. There seems to be some kind of siren echoing the streets every minute. Subway stations aren’t any better with the noise the trains make as they approach the train stations.
Michael Bloomberg’s act is getting old. Michael Bloomberg is getting old. Don’t elect anybody who promises more of the same and get off of Bloomberg’s lawn.
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March 7, 2013 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, editorial, humor, issues | earphones, Michael Bloomberg, mp3 player, Napoleon Bonaparte, New York City, noise pollution, old man, smoking, soda, trans fat