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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
My View on Gay Marriage
Over the next couple weeks, I will take issues from my platform and further explain my positions. Today, I will discuss my views on gay marriage.
It is important to note that the quote above is a hypothesis. I have no way of telling how much sex married people have since I quit peeping on my neighbors in 2003. But what I noticed from my studies is that the frequency and the quality of sex my neighbors had diminished significantly within 3 months after being married.
Gay people are not that much different than straight people. The difference is that with gay people, boys like boys and girls like girls. But I am pretty sure that if gays were to marry, that the same thing would happen to them with sex. It’s like…
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March 26, 2013 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, issues, Platform | adultery, Church, gay marriage