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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Back in Motion
After six months of an endless array of delays, I am finally back on track and I can finally resume campaigning (I think). I have finally settled into my home in Delaware and can get back to whatever it is I do.
My first campaign stop is next Monday in Georgetown, Delaware. My campaign manager is currently looking at a good place to campaign. It shouldn’t be too hard because it is a small town. But the way this year has gone, the only sure thing is that there is no sure thing.
I have received some harsh criticism for my comments about how I would have handled the government shutdown. Contrary to rumors, i did not lock my parents in the closet all night. I let them out in time to watch the 11:00 news. Don’t worry though. When we go through this again in three months, I will continue to say I would do a better job. If I didn’t think I could do a better job, then there would be no point in running for President.
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October 17, 2013 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | critics, Delaware, Georgetown, government shutdown, parents