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45 Hilariously Ridiculous Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Will Make You Want To Punch Something

Don’t punch anything. She’s not worth it. I was putting together my thoughts for tonight’s blog entry when this was brought to my attention. One quote strike me as especially odd:
“Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don’t have that many good years left in me.”
It strikes me as odd because I didn’t know she had any good years in her before she turned 29.
I cannot comment on her acting because I don’t partake in any of the Cinemafia’s offerings. I have heard her sing, and I have to admit that I really like her voice. It’s soft, smooth, and easy to listen to. It’s not one of those screeching voices that some record producer decided was singing.
Enjoy the read, but don’t punch anything.

Thought Catalog

Everyone has their Celebrity Trainwreck Power Animal — their Lindsay Lohan or Courtney Love — but I root for Lohan and want her to get better. I never, ever want Gwyneth Paltrow to change. What would life be without her? Some people hate her and find her irritating, but that’s beside her point. Gwyneth Paltrow’s self-centeredness and lack of a filter give me life.

I was having a bad morning, so I put together some of my favorite Paltrow quotes to cheer me up — featuring Gwyneth name-dropping, hanging out with Beyonce, chillin’ with her wood burning stove and pretending she likes rap. Did I miss any good wall-punch-inducing sound bytes? Leave your favorites in the comments.


1. “I don’t want to be rich and I don’t want to be famous.”

2. Harper’s Bazaar writes: “Having survived her 10th London winter (she got through January by assigning it “international month,”…

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March 29, 2014 - Posted by | Ahmnodt

1 Comment

  1. Gwyneth Paltrow needs to consciously uncouple her own mouth.

    Comment by inmyhummelopinion | March 30, 2014

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