Why I Have to Run for President
I was hoping that I would not have to run for President in 2016. My life is getting more hectic as my parents’ health conditions are not getting better, my daughter and her mother are getting ready to move away, and the local “Hello Kitty” fan club is getting chaotic due to the lack of a fan club president.
The sad truth is that America is in bad shape now, and will continue to get worse if any for the popular candidates considering a run for president ends up getting elected. Hillary Clinton isn’t going to fix anything. Neither will Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, or Rand Paul. they will just continue the same debacle of a plan that America has been on since George W. Bush took office in 2001. America will soon cease to exist as we know it if any of these people get elected. They all would continue to carry out the same policies that George W. Bush and Barack Obama have carried out. My platform is refreshingly different.
We cannot continue to have our police harass the good people when there are so many bad people who need to be arrested. People like drug dealers, hoodlums, and hipsters need to be taken off the streets and into a jail that doesn’t have internet. The system that the government uses to calculate inflation has to change to a system that includes the prices of things that go up. Otherwise, you end up with what we have now. (“Low” inflation based on the cost of merchandise at Dollar Tree.)
We need a foreign policy that discourages the knee-jerk reaction of bringing the troops all over the world to intervene in every situation. Our wars have to be few, brief, and fiscally responsible. They also have to be fought as humanely as possible.
The IRS needs to be taken out of health care, day care, and lemonade stands. The TSA needs to be taken out of airports and replaced with massage therapists. The FDA has to be told that cell phones are neither a food nor a drug and that cell phones shouldn’t have to meet FDA guidelines.
I am running for President because I want an America that I, my child, your children, and Nadia Suleman’s children can live in without fear of government becoming bankrupt either fiscally or morally and can plan a better lives for their children and grandchildren.
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