So Much to Do
I am going to have a lot of catching up to do. My campaign manager is unavailable until the end of the month because he is busy doing things that are not as important as getting me elected, I will be more active in social media. I will try to drive without giving
idiot less skilled drivers the middle finger when they drive like a jerk incorrectly.
Setting up campaign stops will be difficult so the plan for this month is to find crowds and speak to them. This was part of my strategy in the 2008 campaign and it worked until I found a crowd at a funeral home.
The good news is that I have already reached the goal of money raised for the campaign to $0.00. The bad news is that my good looks and my suave persona are not enough to get ads on television. My plan is not to use television, newspapers, or tarot card readers as those all cost money and fewer people use those sources than in the past.
There will be no live interaction shows for the foreseeable future because of the constant chaos in my house. I will send notifications as soon as I find a solution. Interacting with people is one of my stronger strengths.
If you want to help out the campaign, you can use the #TeamAhmnodt hashtag when you use social media like Facebook or Twitter. It also fits nicely in the “memo” section of checks. It will make a great conversation starter.
Thank you for taking the time to read today’s entry. I am off to watch to news and try to figure out what is going on in the world.
July 1, 2014 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, politics, satire, Social Networking | #TeamAhmnodt, bad drivers, campaign stops, chaos, facebook, goals, hashtag, social media, Twitter
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