Not So Fast!
I have been the victim of the latest rumor going around the internet:
My whereabouts the last two weeks:
July 18-20 – New York campaign trip: Never hire an anarchist to be your campaign manager if you can help it. The only reason why I did was because he works for free (which is about all I can afford.) He got the dates and the venues mixed up. The one bright spot was when a supporter recognized me and said that he voted for me.
July 21 – Chester, PA – Car died: It had rained Sunday and I drove with my headlights on, only forgetting to turn them off when I got out of the car.
July 22-26 – Seaford, DE: I was running my business so I can buy luxuries like food and clean underwear.
July 27-29 – Annapolis, MD – I was driving on my way to Baltimore for a dinner date when my car ran out of gas. It was soon afterwards that I realized that I left my wallet at home and had no money for gas. (Or date, toll bridge on the way back, or the spotted dick pudding my mother wanted me to pick up on my way home. My cell phone died when I tried to call home. It took a few days to find a Good Samaritan.
July 30-August 2 – Seaford, DE: Some work and some rest.
August 3 -Nanticoke River (near Seaford, DE): I went rafting in an inflatable raft. While my raft did collide with another inflatable raft, there were no injuries nor was there any damage to either raft.
August 4 – Seaford, DE: Trying to convince people who were paying their last respects that I was indeed still alive and not a clever campaign strategy to campaign to dead people by being dead.
I am alive. I am a bit tired, but well. Tomorrow will be spent looking for finding places for meet-and-greets in southern Delaware and eastern Maryland (East of the Chesapeake Bay.)
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