Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Supporters
- 146,603 supporters since February 14, 2008.
Ahmnodt Heare Links
Blogroll
- Bearman Cartoons
- Claire Collins
- Do You Do That at Home?
- Dr. Tom Bibey
- Dummies of the Year
- FeudArt
- Hot Air
- How Mike Sees Things
- In My Hummel Opinion
- Just Making Convo
- Lady With a Truck
- Post-it Notes From My Idiot Boss
- Reference Desk
- Strut Your Mutt NJ
- The Friggin Loon
- The Good Greatsby
- The Life of FMT
- The Problem With Young People Today
- Transcending Borders
- Tricia Sutton's Blog
- Trish O. Thinks's Blog
- WordPress.com
- Words I Think I Thunk (Part I)
- You… Only Awesomer
- Yoyo-Dyne Propulsion Labs: Reno Division
Mentioned Elsewhere
news
Other Sites of Interest
Chenzen Blog Alliance
World’s Greatest Archive Search!
Candidate for President
-
Join 1,025 other subscribers
Who Among Us
Blog Surfer
Networked Blogs
The New Battle Part II
The other day I mentioned my dislike of stores having “Black Friday” sales early Thanksgiving evening. Today, pop-up ads will get to feel my wrath. They suck – here’s why:
I have a computer that is pretty old. Though my internet speed is pretty fast, it takes a while for the processor in my computer to process all of the data that streams to the computer. I like to log on the computer, read what I need to read in e-mail and news sites, and get off to do things I have to do.
Pop-up ads are speed bumps on the information superhighway. (It’s been a while since anyone has used the term, “Information Superhighway”, hasn’t it?) Things go smooth until the computer hangs waiting for an ad to pop up. the most annoying part of these pop-up ads is that they are NEVER for anything I want or use. I have yet to spend a dime from ads shoved in my face. I am baffled that people buy products from ads that are annoying.
How many of you have you ever tried the product above? I never had, largely because I could only stand,hearing “HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” once or twice before the urge to throw the remote control through the television screen becomes strong enough to give the person applying the product a worse headache.
Advertising is a large part of life. I have no problems with ads that are properly placed and aren’t annoying. If I wanted to get irritated, I would have gotten married. When I’m at home or at work, I want things to go as smoothly and as pleasantly as possible. Prostitution is a multibillion dollar-per-year business without using ads because prostitutes know that they can’t sell their services if the johns get annoyed.
My solution is strong, but it will work with help from those of you who are annoyed as I am:
I haven’t made many campaign promises, but I promise to be less annoying than either the Republican, Democratic, or Green Party candidates. (And equally as annoying as the Libertarian Party candidate.) Together, we can quit getting annoyed.
Rate this:
Share this!
Like this:
Related
October 24, 2014 - Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Democrats, editorial, humor, Republicans, satire | ads, advertising, boycott, Green Party, head-on, headache, Libertarian Party, pop-up, prostitution, rant