WANTED: Running Mate
If you have some free time between January 2017 and January 2021, please consider running as my running mate in the 2016 election. Below are the requirements that must be met in order to be considered to be a Vice President:
- Must be at least 35 years old by January 20, 2017.
- Must be a United States citizen not residing in the State of Delaware. (The President and Vice-President must be from different states as per the U.S. Constitution.
- Must not have a police record with any felonies.
If you meet the criteria and you want to considered a candidate to be my running mate, then send an e-mail to my campaign manager the reasons why you should be my running mate. The e-mail should include the following:
- Why my campaign excites you.
- The skills and experience you can add.
- Your best Chili Con Carne recipe.
- Why you would be assassination insurance so I can live throughout our term.
If you are interested in a cabinet position or the position of First Lady, feel free to e-mail my campaign manager indicating the position you desire (doggy style is not a cabinet position) and a brief summary including the first three points of the Vice-President position.
Applications will be accepted until February 16, 2015 at 12:00PM Eastern Standard Time. Enter early and often! America needs you!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 