WANTED: Running Mate
If you have some free time between January 2017 and January 2021, please consider running as my running mate in the 2016 election. Below are the requirements that must be met in order to be considered to be a Vice President:
- Must be at least 35 years old by January 20, 2017.
- Must be a United States citizen not residing in the State of Delaware. (The President and Vice-President must be from different states as per the U.S. Constitution.
- Must not have a police record with any felonies.
If you meet the criteria and you want to considered a candidate to be my running mate, then send an e-mail to my campaign manager the reasons why you should be my running mate. The e-mail should include the following:
- Why my campaign excites you.
- The skills and experience you can add.
- Your best Chili Con Carne recipe.
- Why you would be assassination insurance so I can live throughout our term.
If you are interested in a cabinet position or the position of First Lady, feel free to e-mail my campaign manager indicating the position you desire (doggy style is not a cabinet position) and a brief summary including the first three points of the Vice-President position.
Applications will be accepted until February 16, 2015 at 12:00PM Eastern Standard Time. Enter early and often! America needs you!
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